This is one of the funniest reviews I have ever read, along with this 50 Shades of Grey by Dave Barry review: https://time.com/3030375/dave-barry-50-shades-of-grey/.
I was in the beginning and shall be forever. The first and the last. The world come full circle. I am time, the destroyer. I was the wind and the stars before this. Before planets. Before heaven and hell. And when all is done, I will be wind again, to blow this world as dust back into endless space.