Their's was quite the "meet-cute." He was a dreadfully unoriginal serial killer-in-the-making, and she was to be his first victim. Instead, he became her hero...saving her from the biggest, hairiest, scariest spider she'd ever seen. They've been married 13 years now.

Do you really have to collect my soul while I'm so stoned tonight?

Help me out here and give me a hand - but don't blame me if it's no longer attached to you.

Nothing sets the mood for Halloween better than a radioactive fallout storm.

My broom snapped, so looks like I'll be driving to Kansas this Halloween.

Round 13

We've all got one of those uncles...



I am one of those Uncles - Gov

[Governor3]

Halloween Captions - Winners of Each Round - Congrats!
Presenting the Halloween Caption Contest
Bonus Award Winners - Handpicked by my Whimsical Caprice and
Only Slightly Influenced by all the Whiskey I Downed With My Halloween Candy

Round 1 Winner - hhj43


Yes! In this costume she doesn't recognize me from the playground incident.

I mean, we've all been there - Gov

Round 2 Winner - Nina75


Don't tell your mom you saw me here

Second verse, same as the first - Gov

Round 3 Winner - Paleblued0t


"This is not what I meant when I told you to wear a rubber tonight!"

hey, safety first amiright? - Gov

Round 4 Winner - johngriffen


And on the third day...

Pretty much how I've always pictured it - Gov

Round 5 Winner - wellwhocares


That will teach them to give me an apple

Round 6 Winner - Jmalarkey1010


I'm surrounded by empty heads! Have you had your brains scooped out?

Bonus Round Winner - Ozswede - Season of the Witch



Witch, please! I still know how to ride a stick!

Round 7 Winner - Hija


This will look so good on my resume!

Round 8 Winner - Angellove



The moment the kids find out the true scare

Round 9 Winner - Mouse in the Library


Doctor? It hurts when I laugh!?

Bonus Round Winner - Fatima
Golthar, Terror of the Deep, Cat Sitter


Absolutely no mice, I hates them meeces

Round 10 Winner - DuskyDuvessa


Just wanna "hit it, and quit it" do ya...?

Round 11 Winner - RustyDusty


Your son really needs to stop turning into a bat and flying out of every class after attendance is taken...

Round 12 Winner - Misstee


A Ventriloquist's work is never done.

Bonus Round Winner - Lush
Lounge Lizard Lothario



Mildred, I just got word that my late uncle just passed and left us his estate.
We're going to Florida! You can take off that human mask now, you'll fit right in.

Round 13 Winner - sophiesan



And that was the last family photo of the Hendersons.

They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They only had themselves to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same - Gov

Bonus Round Winner - DuskyDuvessa - 666 -


Their's was quite the "meet-cute." He was a dreadfully unoriginal serial killer-in-the-making, and she was to be his first victim. Instead, he became her hero...saving her from the biggest, hairiest, scariest spider she'd ever seen. They've been married 13 years now.

Bonus Round Winner - I Like to Play with Dolls - Alessa9


Martha! How many times have I told you not to eat the guests?

Well my little Mobi ghouls and goblins, that's a wrap for this outing.
Thanks for the laughs and utter bewilderment!
See you back for more hot captioning madness in our December special.
Until then, please, please - get the therapy you desperately need! - Gov

[Fatima99]

thanks for the fun and games Guv

my pleasure entirely, Ms. F - Gov

[hija]

Much appreciated
Some of the captions really made me laugh out loud

Good times, thanks y'all